You say i might not exist
but the myths will say I'm nice
Whoever wrote that stupid Bullshit
Was sure as hell pot high!
I'll tell you the real story
Of how immigration became a problem
Some humans decided to swim..err fly
into MY far away land
Sadly they lacked Fairy passports
So I fluttered my wings Mad
And since I'm a bloody Midget
All i can do is Bash


Let's talk about a boy named Peter
Who never knew the use of a Pan
and once you see his bratty side
Immature is all you have in mind


Now i see a girl named Wendy
her only gift is to sow
but seriously, MY Peter's fangirl?
I never want in my show


But then you'll see a boy named John
who's brain is so mature
how he misreads the weather forecast
i sure as hell don't know.


Don't get me started on Michael
the baby of the bunch
his bear is named Bear
creative? I think not


Then there's a group of little boys
Who claim to always be Lost
Apparently they can't even tell
They are wearing animal clothes!


But Tick don't dare to Tock
the captain is in a hook
because apparently when you grow up
your brain becomes too Small
and it has to troubleshoot


Oh look! there's Mr. Smee
the assistant of the pirate crew
his life consists of orders and bullies
i wonder
why the fuck is he smiling for?


So Girls be very careful, Obsession is not very good
Dreaming of tight green outfits
will sure be a fashion crime
poor poor dear men
you grew so you're out of the land
Never Never Jump out your window
You sure as hell wont fly


Hell yeah my name is Tinker
throw you a Bell because I can
Even if you feed my Ego, with sass
I'm still gonna kick your ass
Now you might say I'm the worst thing ever
Neverland is your feared place
but hold on let me assure you
I'll invite you to my Fairy place!
Cuz i really wanna see when
Mr. Grin the Croc shall eat your hand!
so you'll learn to go back
and Stay in your own damn place!